how the fuck am i supposed to make life decisions i’m not even sure i want to be alive
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
Does size matter to you ?
I prefer large pizzas but I’ll take what I get
every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags
In the goat’s mind: ”hello furry sausages let’s be friends okay”
In the puppies’ minds: “jeSUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL”
Piggies are just my favorite creatures <3
Someday I will have a piggy named Lucy and it will be glorious!
They’re so adorable 😍
THANK YOU FOR THIS