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jessicaandhearts:

quinnfabray:

this is the best thing i’ve seen in my entire life

Thank you god

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

imjust-kyian:

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read

yourbones:

somegirlnamedkaitlyn:

My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?

Nailed it.

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

tarakay:

shitshilarious:

Woah, this gif is now an entire year old

i’m laughing way too hard at this right now

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

kyary:

would you like to buy some turnips

those-wordless-moments:

How did these two even win the hunger games?

thewaywardfox:

protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”